:: NEWS ::

2026/08/31 - Warning! Due to increasing censorship I may lose access to the Internet altogether. If I vanish, it means that I just can't access neocities anymore. Moved older news to the archive.

2026/05/02 - Added a terraria section and fixed a color issue.

2026/04/24 - I've been on hiatus after updating some of my games. I think I will make a music page next, mostly for bands / albums. In addition, you can consider the quora section of the spam page retired, it's no longer a viable source of funnies.

2026/03/20 - Since February I released 4 games and greatly updated 4 more. I've been meaning to do all the Rum-related work this week, but I fell ill. Fucking hell. I have zero willpower to do anything but lay in bed even when I feel like I've recovered somewhat, so this whole affair is delayed until the end of next week or more. Aside from this, expect new games and more returning games!

2026/01/29 - New game is out!!!

2026/01/24 - A bunch of 2021-era articles have been recovered and brought back, also banners, news archive.

2026/01/16 - I've released a combined, full version of Alien Invasion. It's the same 3 games but as a single one now. But you should instead play "Norkaland: Haal's Masterplan", it just received a massive update, now it's 66 levels long.

2026/01/08 - Revenge of the Pizza has just received a major update, absorbing 2 other games from my catalogue!!! Enjoy.

2025/12/13 - One of the games was missing from the games page, despite the page for it being available otherwise.

2025/10/02 - Footer has been fixed (removed, I can't think of a better solution yet) in exchange for 4 dollar Borderlands 2 DLC supplied by Durdge-O, the famous scooter rider and part-time game designer. Thanks! The next 15$ of funding game from Cigarettes, who provided a free copy of Tiny Tina's Wonderlands. Most appreciated!!! Thank you everyone and fuck 2K and Randy.

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