Tony, Bobby & Father Erik
Yahoo Answers, Omegle
A boy who is very desperate to get his issues solved.
The nature of his problems is extraordinary to say the least, therefore his ramblings get deleted (and his account, at times, too), but that does not stop him.
He lives with his family in Chattanooga, TN, with his retarded younger brother Bobby and a demented Father. He also has a Grandfather who goes by the name "Buzzsaw" and is a total maniac, and possibly an older brother, who's currently being held in a mental asylum. Additional characters include Tony's psychiatrist Jenny and Gary the silverback gorilla.
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Alfredo Erectic
Walmart Live Chat
Alfredo is a middle-aged pervert who also happens to live in Chattanooga. His greatest passion is to get a partner, a loving woman, but his perversions render that impossible. He spends his time gardening, tinkering with things at home and purchasing strange items.
At times he has to refund them, at times delivery fails, so he goes out searching for his stuff with just one question on his mind: "Where is it....?".
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Sarge
Mormon.org Chat, Walmart Live Chat
Sarge is a military man who resigns somewhere in a secret facility (..in Chattanooga, as you might have guessed) called "Sector-Z". He is short-spoken, always gets things done and doesn't like indecisiveness and incompetence in others. He made his first appearance on Mormon.org, where he unsuccessfuly tried to order their book to his facility.
The agents laughed him out of the chat and recognized him every time he'd go back, so he gave up on religion. Sadly, none of the images of these events are available.
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The Chattanooga Madman
Omegle
An insane resident of that same ol' city in TN. He's been looking for his hairdresser and an Aids Syringe for a long time, but still hasn't found either one of these. As a result, he is very irritated and doesn't like it when people can't help him with his inquiries.
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